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A note from Martin: I am in the process of revamping the archives to a tag system, so you may notice some weird stuff going on here for a while, etc. So, you know, pardon our dust.
All Entries: Chronological
- 7 haiku 77
- 7 haiku 76
- 7 haiku 75
- 7 haiku 74
- 7 haiku 73
- 7 haiku 72
- 7 haiku 71
- an open letter to Mr. Sivers
- 7 haiku 70
- 7 haiku 69
- 19 more thoughts
- 7 haiku 68
- what I wrote in the survey I was asked to fill out after uninstalling mcafee security center
- 7 haiku 67
- away message 12
- 7 haiku 66
- 7 haiku 65
- 7 haiku 64
- ebony and ivory
- 7 haiku 63
- you can't make this stuff up
- 7 haiku 62
- 7 haiku 61
- consider the flaws inherent in the stack
- 7 haiku 60
- sentimental value in microfarads
- 7 haiku 59
- css has messed my mind up
- 7 haiku 58
- 7 haiku 57
- 7 haiku 56
- 7 haiku 55
- 7 haiku 54
- 7 haiku 53
- they better be on my desk by monday, scott
- I doubt spell check catches this one, but still
- hoppy easter
- 7 haiku 52
- 7 haiku 51
- 7 haiku 50
- 7 haiku 49
- 7 haiku 48
- 7 haiku 47
- 7 haiku 46
- kitty poem 20
- 7 haiku 45
- 7 haiku 44
- kitty poem 19
- kitty poem 18
- 7 haiku 43
- nothing's wrong
- 7 haiku 42
- kitty poem 17
- 7 haiku 41
- 7 haiku 40
- 7 haiku 39
- 7 haiku 38
- 7 haiku 37
- 7 haiku 36
- 7 haiku 35
- 7 haiku 34
- 7 haiku 33
- 7 haiku 32
- 7 haiku 31
- 7 haiku 30
- 7 haiku 29
- 7 haiku 28
- 7 haiku 27
- 7 haiku 26
- 7 haiku 25
- kitty poem 16
- 7 haiku 24
- if I were in high school I'd just go ask mom next
- 7 haiku 23
- 7 haiku 22
- 7 haiku 21
- 7 haiku 20
- 7 haiku 19
- 7 haiku 18
- 7 haiku 17
- 7 haiku 16
- 7 haiku 15
- kitty poem 15
- 7 haiku 14
- 7 haiku 13
- 7 haiku 12
- 7 haiku 11
- 7 haiku 10
- 7 haiku 9
- 7 haiku 8
- 7 haiku 7
- 7 haiku 6
- 7 haiku 5
- 7 haiku 4
- labor of love of labor, etc.
- 7 haiku 3
- 7 haiku 2
- 7 haiku 1
- re:gifting
- shortly after I finished writing this I found out a kitten ate almost all of a ten inch paper plate
- I like the microlimiter
- why are you lookingk at my face?
- tonight: last chance to see the minor thirds
- subscribe to the events feed
- NaSoAlMo day thirty or there will still be a record; just not this month
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-eight
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-seven
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-six
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-five
- my vacation was good and weird
- NaSoAlMo day eighteen
- NaSoAlMo day seventeen
- NaSoAlMo day sixteen
- 24,565 syllables down, 58,956 to go
- NaSoAlMo day fifteen
- 5 haiku 289
- 5 haiku 288
- NaSoAlMo day thirteen
- 5 haiku 287
- to the jackass who just drove past my apartment
- NaSoAlMo day twelve
- 5 haiku 286
- NaSoAlMo day eleven
- NaSoAlMo day ten
- kitty poem 14
- 5 haiku 285
- NaSoAlMo day nine
- NaSoAlMo day eight
- NaSoAlMo day seven
- 5 haiku 284
- NaSoAlMo day six
- 5 haiku 283
- what's one thing paypal could do?
- NaSoAlMo day five
- 5 haiku 282
- NaSoAlMo day four
- 5 haiku 281
- NaSoAlMo day three
- 5 haiku 280
- NaSoAlMo day two
- 5 haiku 279
- NaSoAlMo day one
- 5 haiku 278
- 5 haiku 277
- here I go again
- 5 haiku 276
- kitty poem 13
- 5 haiku 275
- show tonight
- kitty poem 12
- 5 haiku 274
- I'll laugh even harder someday when I get this question in trivial pursuit
- 5 haiku 273
- 5 haiku 272
- 5 haiku 271
- 5 haiku 270
- 5 haiku 269
- raking leaves
- 5 haiku 268
- 5 haiku 267
- in the grass
- 5 haiku 266
- some are easily impressed
- 5 haiku 265
- 5 haiku 264
- pedalboard, extended view
- 5 haiku 263
- it's probably silly but my pedalboard is more romantic now
- 5 haiku 262
- 5 haiku 261
- 5 haiku 260
- a transcript of the removal, cleaning and replacement of the tenuously constructed "a," "s" and "q" laptop keys
- 5 haiku 259
- accidentally arranged
- 5 haiku 258
- 5 haiku 257
- what my thoughts would have sounded like this morning were I addressing an audience other than myself
- 5 haiku 256
- 5 haiku 255
- curses!
- 5 haiku 254
- happy birthday crabby
- 5 haiku 253
- 5 haiku 252
- this is my hand
- 5 haiku 251
- mayer and clapton together??!! your absolutely uninteresting tone, utterly predictable playing and thoroughly unengaging lyrics are a wonderland!!!
- 5 haiku 250
- paper scrap
- 5 haiku 249
- sometimes I like paying bills
- 5 haiku 248
- freezer burn is real
- 5 haiku 247
- 5 haiku 246
- 5 haiku 245
- 5 haiku 244
- 5 haiku 243
- the bottle was empty
- 5 haiku 242
- apparently it is the heat
- 5 haiku 241
- happy 4th of july
- 5 haiku 240
- 5 haiku 239
- 5 haiku 238
- the professor sleeps
- kitty poem 11
- 5 haiku 237
- 5 haiku 236
- 5 haiku 235
- I don't know any more
- 5 haiku 234
- 5 haiku 233
- 5 haiku 232
- 5 haiku 231
- 27 thoughts
- 5 haiku 230
- thanks and congratulations, kiri
- 5 haiku 229
- 5 haiku 228
- softball, ninjas, gorillas, mimes, too lazy to eat, etc (reprise)
- 5 haiku 227
- softball, ninjas, gorillas, mimes, too lazy to eat, etc
- 5 haiku 226
- 5 haiku 225
- 5 haiku 224
- negativland vs the monkees
- 5 haiku 223
- 5 haiku 222
- 5 haiku 221
- too genius pda
- 5 haiku 220
- 5 haiku 219
- the purple one is for you
- 5 haiku 218
- 5 haiku 217
- 5 haiku 216
- all a twitter
- 5 haiku 215
- 5 haiku 214
- tonight at 8 pm on KPSU
- 5 haiku 213
- 5 haiku 212
- 5 haiku 211
- a poem
- 5 haiku 210
- 5 haiku 209
- 5 haiku 208
- 5 haiku 207
- 5 haiku 206
- I'm not sure I agree with this statement
- 5 haiku 205
- 5 haiku 204
- I believe it is loyalty, but still
- 5 haiku 203
- 5 haiku 202
- 5 haiku 201
- 5 haiku 200
- the difference between exaggeration and dreaming
- 5 haiku 199
- 5 haiku 198
- away message 11
- 5 haiku 197
- 5 haiku 196
- matey vs marshmallow mateys
- 5 haiku 195
- 5 haiku 194
- permanent cheap hotel tub configuration
- 5 haiku 193
- 5 haiku 192
- temporary ghetto tub configuration
- 5 haiku 191
- 5 haiku 190
- another word of advice to the writers of error messages and other such negative informational snippets
- 5 haiku 189
- 5 haiku 188
- regret
- 5 haiku 187
- take silly belated anniversary low resolution pictures with your s.o. day
- 5 haiku 186
- away message 10 (vacation autoresponder)
- 5 haiku 185
- advanced technology in the hands of the tennessee dmv
- 5 haiku 184
- current ebay feedback
- 5 haiku 183
- hey everybody look, I'm going to humorously (but seriously) criticize the average ebay user now
- 5 haiku 182
- to the lady who doesn't even put safety second
- 5 haiku 181
- statistics don't lie
- 5 haiku 180
- 5 haiku 179
- 5 haiku 178
- yay gray
- 5 haiku 177
- I did it without resorting to more than three dimensions
- 5 haiku 176
- 5 haiku 175
- devil stick sighting
- 5 haiku 174
- instructions for making you happier
- 5 haiku 173
- the first cleaning in ages
- 5 haiku 172
- 5 haiku 171
- I just want a trash can for the office
- 5 haiku 170
- 5 haiku 169
- to that one woman in the waiting room at the emergency veterinary clinic tonight
- 5 haiku 168
- 5 haiku 167
- 5 haiku 166
- further proof that being good at math can be a liability for children
- 5 haiku 165
- happy anniversary
- 5 haiku 164
- 5 haiku 163
- 5 haiku 162
- 5 haiku 161
- 5 haiku 160
- biggely bee!
- 5 haiku 159
- 5 haiku 158
- 5 haiku 157
- 5 haiku 156
- kitty poem 10
- 5 haiku 155
- hoppy easter
- 5 haiku 154
- 5 haiku 153
- a great impersonation of my mom
- 5 haiku 152
- 5 haiku 151
- cassette smell
- 5 haiku 150
- 5 haiku 149
- not fair not fair not fair
- 5 haiku 148
- my triumphant return to declaring what makes one a douchebag
- 5 haiku 147
- step 2: turn the new leaf over
- 5 haiku 146
- 5 haiku 145
- make your dick huge this summer
- 5 haiku 144
- 5 haiku 143
- talking to fräulein blau
- 5 haiku 142
- finally something of a proper send-off
- 5 haiku 141
- so technically I've still never been called to serve on a jury
- 5 haiku 140
- 5 haiku 139
- new toy
- 5 haiku 138
- an unexpected victory
- 5 haiku 137
- 5 haiku 136
- patron wanted
- 5 haiku 135
- 5 haiku 134
- 5 haiku 133
- 5 haiku 132
- here's a piece of knowledge [for portlanders]
- 5 haiku 131
- 5 haiku 130
- kitty poem 9
- 5 haiku 129
- it wasn't until I was home for a few minutes that I realized how bizarre this was
- 5 haiku 128
- well, I still like to take naps
- 5 haiku 127
- anybody want to write a script to test my theory?
- 5 haiku 126
- kitty poem 8
- 5 haiku 125
- 5 haiku 124
- I know it's also a conflict of interest for you to be my diary
- 5 haiku 123
- I like to take naps
- 5 haiku 122
- 5 haiku 121
- 5 haiku 120
- the toast of christmas past
- 5 haiku 119
- 5 haiku 118
- 5 haiku 117
- here we go again
- kitty poem 7
- kitty poem 6
- 5 haiku 116
- kitty poem 5
- and speaking of spam
- kitty poem 4
- I'll display it proudly... jerks
- kitty poem 3
- kitty primadonna
- vocal separated at birth
- with morphing technology this could be a lot funnier
- away message 9
- kitty poems - about the authors
- kitty poem 2
- get a handle on english before you try to be self-referential
- happy late birthday, toteye
- away message 8
- what's my motivation?
- kitty poem 1
- if you lived here
- rent hike, rules, haiku haitus, mcafee can eat a dick
- 5 haiku 115
- breaking legs
- elsewhere haiku lurk
- 5 haiku 114
- 5 haiku 113
- 5 haiku 112
- 5 haiku 111
- with grace
- 5 haiku 110
- 5 haiku 109
- 5 haiku 108
- tuesday felt like a bonus weekend
- 5 haiku 107
- 5 haiku 106
- 5 haiku 105
- (((bust)))
- 5 haiku 104
- 5 haiku 103
- robots
- 5 haiku 102
- reading the instructions
- 5 haiku 101
- mad pussy, as discussed by randy and me
- 5 haiku 100
- after everything transpired I was only maybe six minutes late for the weekly staff meeting
- 5 haiku 99
- of what things are you incredibly tired?
- 5 haiku 98
- better living through a tiny thermos
- 5 haiku 97
- 5 haiku 96
- I had a smoke before boarding the plane and realized I'd forgotten one security rule.
- 5 haiku 95
- a letter to my editor
- 5 haiku 94
- well, I did the math
- 5 haiku 93
- the conflict and the resolutions
- 5 haiku 92
- content vs. form
- 5 haiku 91
- 5 haiku 90
- 5 haiku 89
- 5 haiku 88
- it is true that sometimes I don't spell it with an "x"
- 5 haiku 87
- 5 haiku 86
- 5 haiku 85
- 5 haiku 84
- 29
- 5 haiku 83
- 5 haiku 82
- itemized because sometimes I feel that I lack structure
- away message 7
- 5 haiku 81
- 5 haiku 80
- afterthoughts
- NaSoAlMo conclusion: a record of the crumpling up of the midwest is now available for download
- NaSoAlMo day thirty
- NaSoAlMo day thirty evening update
- NaSoAlMo day thirty morning update
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-nine
- 5 haiku 79
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-eight
- 5 haiku 78
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-seven
- that's funny, I don't... wait... I kind of do
- 5 haiku 77
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-six
- 5 haiku 76
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-five
- 5 haiku 75
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-four
- 5 haiku 74
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-three
- away message 6
- 5 haiku 73
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-two
- 5 haiku 72
- NaSoAlMo day twenty-one
- 5 haiku 71
- NaSoAlMo day twenty
- 5 haiku 70
- NaSoAlMo day nineteen
- 5 haiku 69
- NaSoAlMo day eighteen
- 5 haiku 68
- NaSoAlMo day seventeen
- 5 haiku 67
- NaSoAlMo day sixteen
- 5 haiku 66
- NaSoAlMo day fifteen
- away message 5
- 5 haiku 65
- NaSoAlMo day fourteen
- 5 haiku 64
- NaSoAlMo day thirteen
- 5 haiku 63
- NaSoAlMo day twelve
- 5 haiku 62
- NaSoAlMo day eleven
- 5 haiku 61
- a morning digression
- NaSoAlMo day ten
- 5 haiku 60
- NaSoAlMo day nine
- 5 haiku 59
- NaSoAlMo day eight
- 5 haiku 58
- NaSoAlMo day seven
- 5 haiku 57
- NaSoAlMo day six
- 5 haiku 56
- NaSoAlMo day five
- 5 haiku 55
- NaSoAlMo day four
- apparently I am big in taiwan
- NaSoAlMo day three
- 5 haiku 54
- NaSoAlMo day two
- 5 haiku 53
- NaSoAlMo day one
- start with a clean studio
- happy halloween
- google says the darndest things
- preparation in lieu of cheating
- 5 haiku 52
- 5 haiku 51
- 5 haiku 50
- 5 haiku 49
- 5 haiku 48
- 5 haiku 47
- 5 haiku 46
- 5 haiku 45
- happy sixth, abby
- one inch buttons for lovers
- some designs for one inch buttons
- recuperating
- 5 haiku 44
- away message 4
- the last time I saw him
- get a briefcase and ride the train twice a day
- (select no more than three from the choices)
- 5 haiku 43
- holes
- 5 haiku 42
- inventory continued
- look up. there I am.
- away message 3
- 5 haiku 41
- 5 haiku 40
- 5 haiku 39
- I got a haircut
- my plate is going to say "who cares"
- away message 2
- on the questionnaire they asked if we both left the door open or closed. I thought of my parents and of how the cats always want to come in right when I sit down.
- 5 haiku 38
- I went for a walk
- inventory remembered
- 5 haiku 37
- this is how we give simple advice in my family
- why I sing in the shower
- away message 1
- 5 haiku 36
- frau blau's crummy week
- what my dad told me about the dragon
- I know that guy
- 5 haiku 35
- how to be angry
- 5 haiku 34
- some observations on "what the fuck?" moments of varying importance
- 5 haiku 33
- 5 haiku 32
- 5 haiku 31
- 5 haiku 30
- when people suck, they really suck
- I am usually transparent, but sometimes I don't even try to be obtuse at all
- an original admission
- a short autobiography
- 5 haiku 29
- your guess is as good as mine
- not a sonnet, for her
- for my birthday I was hit by a minivan
- days bleed
- don't worry, he only bites
- my promise to you, dear listener
- the trick
- 5 haiku 28
- herr professor von tuft vs. fräulein blau
- so I brought the rock. where do I put it?
- lounging and sleeping it off
- 5 haiku 27
- zzzzzzzzzzzz
- the last laugh
- you're lying!
- no-brainer: not-doomed vs. happy
- sonnet noir 6
- parts one, two and three
- the morning after
- 5 haiku 26
- 5 haiku 25
- gotta catch 'em all
- screw you guys, I got it
- 5 haiku 24
- thoughts on a short vacation
- 5 haiku 23
- the poop scanner
- dear martin, sorry. I cheated. love, martin
- 5 haiku 22
- 5 haiku 21
- 5 haiku 20
- definitely definitely definitely
- it is 5:26 pm on april 6, 2006, and you'll understand later, but only you will get it
- I have had the same journal-as-diary since some time in 1994
- then we are in agreement
- dear diary
- 5 haiku 19
- 5 haiku 18
- the best years
- the whammy
- 5 haiku 17
- 5 haiku 16
- 5 haiku 15
- 5 haiku 14
- lucky me
- 5 haiku 13
- things I would have written
- working all day, logistics of, sorta
- no surprises here
- googlism haiku
- so, about this new year
- 5 haiku 12
- 5 haiku 11
- 5 haiku 10
- a tiny update, a call for haiku subjects
- 5 haiku 9
- 5 haiku 8
- 5 haiku 7
- 5 haiku 6
- 5 haiku 5
- my rental car has an agenda
- 5 haiku 4
- 5 haiku 3
- 5 haiku 2
- 5 haiku 1
- bathroom
- OhSoInCase anyone is wondering
- the grunt and the blowhard
- what I had to do that day
- scars, business trips, eyeglasses
- everything improves at once, theoretically
- NaSoAlMo
- now I'm wondering what else I remember funny
- healing and how I miss buffy
- my neck and the pipeline
- pardon the switch
- thank you, mr. dennett
- flaming 45
- my pending telecommute
- it depends on my monitor's resolution
- the slowest tirade
- it figures on so many levels
- dear ebay, you suck
- man, I quit
- turd burglary
- think of the money
- an intersection
- the dulong is key
- buttigieging
- teeth don't have skin
- me and the mateys
- deadbeat update
- on my way to deadbeat
- mc spendy spend
- shoot me now
- I noticed I do this.
- you're just getting this now?
- fan mail
- this morning I saw a man get hit by a car
- what happened to captain magoo
- colon spam
- not dead, just floating
- saturday haiku
- lame duck puts ducks in row
- favorite
- cowboy hat
- bespectacled
- old journal entry
- moments of clarity are functions of relaxation
- a note from my sister
- coffee pop
- summer haiku
- when ros introduced me to her daughter
- I feel ya, dog
- coming soon
- laughing is good
- my brother drinks beer
- april fulls
- me in paris
- vacation
- the velvet streisand
- simplify, man
- regarding the sun
- hankerin'
- ebay hair
- just plain wrong
- name confirmation
- this ain't no foolin' around
- presidents' day
- what my brother suggested for valentine's day
- er, decaf before death
- parking
- agony of said feet
- assed out
- a noble servant retires
- dawn
- 's no
- current brain contents
- gravy
- offer expires while you wait
- I don't know which one or who did it, but some line has been crossed here.
- no pop no style
- the death of a pitcher salesman
- a revisit-y sensation
- maybe later
- post thanksgiving
- here's what I did
- bob crotchet reflects on youth.
- gasp
- yikes
- martin is
- why I'm pissed off
- what happened to halloween?
- so am I going to hell or what?
- a note from an old friend
- open mic
- taste sensation
- honey mustard
- bee and moth
- they let you do the math
- my head hurts
- meanwhile in the studio
- what happened to sarah shannon?
- me in disneyland
- a nugget of memory repressed
- eyes adrift in my craw
- [one of] my favorite band[s of all time]
- eightball's new face
- mom's mini
- it's the little things
- pb&j protocol
- applying what I've learned
- meanwhile in cleveland
- I'm sure you expected this entry
- lunchtime
- on sleep
- tattoo and the relevant plans
- proof
- I guess I was wrong
- detergent
- I'm here
- gag me with a toothbrush
- when I make clothes
- supply/demand
- unnecessary paranoia
- how may I help you?
- almost payday
- contrarian
- my half of the office I share
- the starbucks crawl
- meanwhile in seattle
- a tip for the kids
- telemarketing
- real haircuts are expensive
- meanwhile somewhere in south america
- audrey hepburn
- hippy beerthdoy to me.
- alas, poor yorrick
- meanwhile in nashville
- marathon/issue #1
- first grade
- la mia vita violenta
- meanwhile in marietta, ga
- meanwhile in toronto
- unbelievable
- meanwhile in brooklyn
- maw, you gon' train junior up?
- big scare at the local bp
- same shitheads, different day
- issue #1 on schedule
- new chair
- age-dar?
- adage
- ah summer
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